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One Sure Thing
Current GG Rank: 27.11 (56 of 77)
Current GG Points: 26.67 (25 of 77)
Roster:
Mike Jezioro
Ron Murphy
Nate Eimer
Dan Durbin

Scouting Report

  • Overall: The only "One Sure Thing" about this team is they will not lack in the fun category!
  • Bowling: The fun starts early and often. Do bowling alleys serve beer at 7:30 AM?
  • Softball Homerun Derby: Should compete with Ron and Dan leading the way.
  • Basketball Sure Shot: Layups? 15 footers? 3 pointers? They will hit, err, attempt them all!
  • Golf: Middle of the pack golfers. Prove us wrong guys!
  • Texas Hold'em: Could be a long day for One Sure Thing... But they wouldn't miss the Holdem action for anything.

    Mike Jezioro
  • Overall: Knows how to get a drink.
  • Bowling: Sucks, and will make sure to start the fun early.
  • Softball Homerun Derby: Will ground out in to a triple play.
  • Basketball Sure Shot: Models his game after Joe Smith.
  • Golf: As long as his teammates do not play bumper carts, should be alright.
  • Texas Hold'em: Can play until he gets the call to come home.

  • Ron Murphy
  • Overall: Knows his way around a kitchen.
  • Bowling: Might mistake ball for an over-sized doughnut hole.
  • Softball Homerun Derby: The question is not how many homeruns but how many times he will touch his chest.
  • Basketball Sure Shot: As long as he does not have to run much should be alright.
  • Golf: How many lucky shots can one man have?
  • Texas Hold'em: Endurance will be questioned if he makes it this far.

  • Nate Eimer
  • Overall: The young stud of the group. Can be a factor if he keeps away the groupies.
  • Bowling: Might be the one sport that he does not do well in, will try to pick up a chick at the bar instead.
  • Softball Homerun Derby: He will strike out at least 8 times.
  • Basketball Sure Shot: Has won the 6th man award in his church league for 3 years straight, should make a couple of shots.
  • Golf: Just got clubs this year, enough said.
  • Texas Hold'em: Needs accommodations in order to play this game, as well as extended time.

  • Dan Durbin
  • Overall: The veteran of the group.
  • Bowling: Will talk a good game, but will only knock down pins if there are bumpers.
  • Softball Homerun Derby: Should be his sport as long as he remembers how to swing a bat.
  • Basketball Sure Shot: Will bring the Thompson 8th grade girls b-ball team in to help out.
  • Golf: Might not be long off the tee but I hear his up and down game is not to bad.
  • Texas Hold'em: Might win from getting under everyones skin.