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DG Ballas
Current GG Rank: 14.4 (18 of 52)
Current GG Points: 21.6 (20 of 52)
Roster:
Steve Szymanski
Gordon Szymanski
Paul Hanson
Chris Ignash

Scouting Report

  • Overall: The DG Ballas have the potential to be one of the top Getaway Games teams we have seen to date. They have it all but can they put it together all in one day?
  • Bowling: Solid event with several 160 averages here. Middle of the pack or a bit better here.
  • Softball Homerun Derby: Two bombers in Hanson and Ignash. The Szymanski boys better step up and hit a few to keep them in it.
  • Basketball Sure Shot: Here is where Steve and Gordon excel. 3 pointers will not be a problem for this team. Will they have a "Sure Shot" strategy though?
  • Golf: Should fair ok on the links. Gordon should lead the Ballas with Steve and Paul contributing. Chris might as well enjoy a few drinks and gear up for Poker!
  • Texas Hold'em: It is anyones game in Holdem. Gordon and Paul have the experience but that means little in this game of "luck".

    Steve Szymanski
  • Overall: Strengths are definitely bowling and basketball. Weakness would be Texas Holdem since he has never played! Will carry his weight in softball and golf but don't expect big things in those areas.
  • Bowling: He bowls a 165 average but has big game potential.
  • Softball Homerun Derby: Can hit a few dingers if the wind is blowing correctly.
  • Basketball Sure Shot: We expect big things from Steve in sure shot. Hopefully he gives the course some practice and has a strategy going into it. Might be looking at a new record!
  • Golf: Not dominating but very competitive.
  • Texas Hold'em: Has never played the game. But sometimes beginners luck is the key to this game!

  • Gordon Szymanski
  • Overall: Gordon has talked the talk, now can he walk the walk? Direct quote, "I rule at everything except softball." Sounds like a gamer to us!
  • Bowling: Decent average after a few Soda Pops. Just call him "the Jesus".
  • Softball Homerun Derby: Sucks at this game. But might squeeze out a few 1 or 2 pointers.
  • Basketball Sure Shot: Let the Shootout begin. Gordon rains 3 pointers like it is his job.
  • Golf: If it weren't for that small thing called "work" - he would be a golf pro!
  • Texas Hold'em: Can anyone say "Texas Dolly" better known as Doyle Brunson. Let just say Doyle taught Gordon everything he knows!

  • Paul Hanson
  • Overall: Paul is an All-American Athlete from Downers Grove... Look out!
  • Bowling: 160 Average! In a winter bowling league!
  • Softball Homerun Derby: Long Haul Bomber!
  • Basketball Sure Shot: Holds the title of "3 Pt champ" during his Fresh/Soph Years!
  • Golf: Hits the long ball, short game needs some work!
  • Texas Hold'em: Paul plays every Thursday Night for a chance at the Big Dance in Vegas. Combined winnings total over $10,000!

  • Chris Ignash
  • Overall: Chris says it best, "I must break you."
  • Bowling: Throw it straight, throw it hard. The pins will fall.
  • Softball Homerun Derby: Chris should carry the team on this one. This is if he passes the mandatory HGH testing!
  • Basketball Sure Shot: Will make it rain. Exceptional skill at "Pop A Shot" and on his Fisher Price Hoop in the basement.
  • Golf: Does not play golf but does have clubs. Can't be too hard can it? Dominates WII golf!
  • Texas Hold'em: Go Fish! Chris will splash the pot whenever he wants.