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Darren Rankin
Overall: Newly formed couch potato/former athlete who is trying to capture one more moment of glory for a weekend!
Bowling: Will do his best to try and keep it in the lane and out of the gutter. Bowls once or twice a year - max.
Softball Homerun Derby: Darren should make an excellent pitcher as he has a reputation for serving up the long ball on the mound!!! Hits mainly for singles.
Basketball Sure Shot: Deadly from less than 5 feet from the basket. Anything outside of that, will need a stroke of luck!! Good thing there is a layup in Sure Shot.
Golf: Can hit the ball far and out of sight! When we say that, we really mean out of sight as nobody knows where it is going. Might contribute 1 shot per 9 holes.
Texas Hold'em: Could be Darren's best sport as it requires absolutely no physical skills. If he catches some cards he could make a run at the final table!!
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Todd Jefferson
Overall: A well-rounded over-the-hill ex-athlete with not a lot left in the tank. Expecting a Kirk Gibson moment that weekend.
Bowling: Understands that there is a lane and that pins are supposed to be knocked down - that is about it though. Will throw it with gusto!
Softball Homerun Derby: A retiree from the game. Steroid controversy marred an otherwise stellar career.
Basketball Sure Shot: Probably the best sport - can light it up on any given night, but can't throw it in the ocean on others. Never met a shot he didn't like.
Golf: Pounds the *@ out of the ball but not sure where it is going at times. Has mastered the phrase "FOUR!"
Texas Hold'em: Friends love it when he plays (although rarely does play). A donation at best.
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Rory Woodside
Overall: 6'2" with Platform shoes and an afro. Decent athlete at a small school in everything, would have had to learn how to play an instrument at a big school.
Bowling: Slightly better than his 10 and 7 year old boys!
Softball Homerun Derby: Thanks to $300 bats - Rory is now somewhat of a power hitter. Will we need to check for cork?
Basketball Sure Shot: Gym rat thanks to coaching youth teams. More of a hustle player but can hit the jumper.
Golf: If we were playing on his home course things might be ok. But anywhere else could be trouble!
Texas Hold'em: Just an average joe at the Hold'em table.
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Ron Carrothers
Overall: Should be a servicable substitute for the Stallions. Golf and bowling are his strengths.
Bowling: Above average bowler for sure.
Softball Homerun Derby: Going to be found on the pitching mound Saturday.
Basketball Sure Shot: Can shoot a little bit.
Golf: One of Ron's better sports.
Texas Hold'em: Should stick in a while.
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